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The greatest (if not the most nutritious) recovery food on the planet

Among cyclists, the topic of mid and post ride nutrition is a bit of a hot potato; we all have our own ideas of how to best refuel, to build our muscles, and stoke our fires for the next time.

On the one hand there is a rather large industry out there which will gently nudge you in the direction of energy gels, bars, and electrolyte tabs, and subtly suggest a post-ride recovery drink might finish things off nicely. This stuff is packed full of science, and the shiny promise of optimized performance out on the bike.

There are others who make up their own drinks and carry flap-jack, jelly babies, sandwiches, and all manner of real food. After a training ride legend has it that Graeme Obree, hour record winning maverick and self-trained top cyclist, swore by tinned sardines on toast and a glass of milk.

So, who knows?

Lucien Van Impe…looking hungry (Image: via Wikimedia cc)

Luckily, no matter which side of the fence you fall on, I have happily stumbled across the greatest post-ride recovery food available on planet earth.

But before I tell you what that is, there is a caveat.

When taking my advice about what to eat after four hours on a bike you need to know how I normally behave after four hours on a bike. For the first ninety seconds after propping my bike in the garage I bask in the inner glow of endorphins and satisfaction. I wander into the kitchen, I flick the kettle on, and then a cavernous and desperate hunger sweeps through me and pulls me, magnet like, to the fridge.

The need for a sandwich engulfs me, so I select a handful of the nearest sandwich-esque ingredients with the intention of plonking them on the worktop by the breadboard and knocking up a hefty snack. Between fridge and worktop, such is my raging calorific deficit, much of the sandwich material is gone. Scoffed. Devoured between fridge door and the other side of the kitchen.

Not dignified in any way.

I then make my way back to the fridge for a fresh set of ingredients which I now have the composure to construct into a lovely, nutritious, post-ride sandwich.

As you can see, my post-ride refuelling regime is based on the fastest method of depositing the largest number of calories into my depleted system. I should be eating lean meat, oily fish, or a selection of vegetables, pulses, and grains. I’m well aware of that.

I tend to eat whatever is nearest.

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Salted caramel and garibaldi biscuit

Until now.

After a particular arduous ride recently I was about to attack the contents of the fridge when I was stopped, mid-guzzle, by a jar of salted caramel sauce. I am a fan of salted caramel sauce. Even typing this sentence is causing me to salivate.

I was obviously thinking clearly because I realised I couldn’t turn this into sandwich filling – that is really no example to be setting my children. I knew I needed something to dip, but the cupboards were unusually bare.

I scrabbled around for something, anything, with the required structural integrity to dip and scrape around in that jar and found an unlikely solution. A pristine, unopened packet of garibaldi biscuits. I instinctively knew this was going to work. A jar of salted caramel sauce and a full packet of garibaldi biscuits later, I can confirm that it did indeed work.

And remember, I said it was the greatest, not the most nutritious. Two very different things.

What do you expect me to do? Dip sardines into that jar?

There is really only one question which now needs answering: Is there a plausible way of turning this into a mid-ride snack to slip in the jersey pocket and boost the sugar levels out on the road?

SIS, High Five, Power Bar, Torq – I believe I have invented your next most popular flavour.

You’re welcome.


16 comments on “The greatest (if not the most nutritious) recovery food on the planet

  1. Ooh sounds tasty. Dip a banana in the stuff for a healthy version. Wash down with a glass of maple syrup. Energy, topped up, take a nap.

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  2. Awesome post, man.

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  3. I did call Jelly Beans “the tastiest and finest artificially flavoured, e number enhanced, easy to carry and much-cheaper-than-a-sports-gel instant sugar delivery system devised by man so far” on my blog somewhere but for recovery afterwards it’s a couple of handfuls of Aldi’s dried fruits and nuts Trail mix, dollop of honey, couple of tablespoons of greek yoghurt, splash of milk, eaten like cereal in a bowl. This may have some nutritional advantage over yours but I will admit to the half a jar of Peanut butter with a few Bourbon biscuits and a teaspooon combination for sheer and lazy nearest-things-to-me convenience once.

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  4. Oh I did giggle at this. If I had to make a sandwich quick smart like, I’d probably go for either (and these are really, really naughty), a sugar sandwich or a golden syrup (or a likes sarnie as my dad used to call it) sandwich – yum!

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  5. I like your style , I can categorically say that stopping to fill your face on ‘Pick your own’ strawberries ( only option ) does not work when you have the bonk and only five miles to get home , they have zero effect even on downhills

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  7. Archetype

    “As you can see, my post-ride refuelling regime is based on the fastest method of depositing the largest number of calories into my depleted system” LOL! Much the same…I tend to behave like a caveman…eating near anything with carbs and protein and it ain’t pretty! But who cares, no one is around…and it makes the mind/body feel good!

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