by road_THEORY December 1, 2019 7 pro cycling real life cycling I bonk. Do you bonk? Technology, eh? What a bastard. Marching relentlessly forward without so much as a hey there, humanity, do you actually wantContinue Reading
by road_THEORY November 8, 2019 3 real life cycling Zwift-ing for lolz Everyone, as you know, is on Zwift. Geraint Thomas, your mates, that guy you nod at in town because heContinue Reading
by road_THEORY November 6, 2019 5 pro cycling Extreme weight loss for cyclists: do NOT try this at home! It’s gone too far. Back in 2012 ‘marginal gains’ was a bit of fun. A harmless dimply skinsuit here, aContinue Reading
by road_THEORY October 21, 2019 2 real life cycling Nine northern winters and one winter bike Over the course of nine northern winters I’ve spent a total of one hundred and fifteen quid on my winterContinue Reading
by road_THEORY September 30, 2019 3 real life cycling Cyclist v Train I suppose there’s reassurance in knowing how you’re going to die. Or at least, after feeding in the data, havingContinue Reading
by road_THEORY September 26, 2019 4 pro cycling Rohan Dennis is so off brand he’s on a different brand “F*****g SRAM,” yelled Bauke Mollema, midway through the 2019 Giro d’Italia, as his SRAM equipped bike failed to comply withContinue Reading
by road_THEORY September 22, 2019 3 real life cycling Italian skinny “Are you in shape?” he asks, looking me up and down. A loaded question. He hasn’t even said hello yet.Continue Reading