I bonk. Do you bonk?
Technology, eh? What a bastard. Marching relentlessly forward without so much as a hey there, humanity, do you actually wantContinue Reading
Tag: cyclist
Zwift-ing for lolz
Everyone, as you know, is on Zwift. Geraint Thomas, your mates, that guy you nod at in town because heContinue Reading
Extreme weight loss for cyclists: do NOT try this at home!
It’s gone too far. Back in 2012 ‘marginal gains’ was a bit of fun. A harmless dimply skinsuit here, aContinue Reading
Nine northern winters and one winter bike
Over the course of nine northern winters I’ve spent a total of one hundred and fifteen quid on my winterContinue Reading
Cyclist v Train
I suppose there’s reassurance in knowing how you’re going to die. Or at least, after feeding in the data, havingContinue Reading
Rohan Dennis is so off brand he’s on a different brand
“F*****g SRAM,” yelled Bauke Mollema, midway through the 2019 Giro d’Italia, as his SRAM equipped bike failed to comply withContinue Reading
Italian skinny
“Are you in shape?” he asks, looking me up and down. A loaded question. He hasn’t even said hello yet.Continue Reading
