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We need to talk about Gaviria
Were I asked, here at the start of 2019, to pick a bike rider to sprint for my life, IContinue Reading
The first rule of nicknames (with Philippe “The Crush-o-tron” Gilbert)
The first rule of nicknames is: you don’t get to give yourself a nickname. As a schoolboy, left to negotiate theContinue Reading
Vacancy: Dutchman wanted. Full training given. Belgians need not apply.
There is only one additional training aid I think could make use of: a Dutchman. A straight talking, no-nonsense, niceties-lost-in-translation, dweller of the Low Countries…
Talk to the caveman ‘cos the cyclist ‘aint listening
I’m ravenous and I have to eat. It’s primal, it’s prehistoric… the wolf is already in the house and if it doesn’t move fast I’m going to scoff it.
