biking behaviour

Biking Behaviour (part 21) – The Loose Cannon

We all know the type, but don’t be fooled; the loose cannon is no mug.

He knows his way around a big day on the bike, can mix it with the best of us on the climbs, never shirks for effort or determination, and rides the fancy wearing the sharp kit. To all intents and purposes he takes himself semi-seriously as a cyclist but for some reason – annoyingly, frustratingly – he’s incapable of engaging the top two inches of his physique.

Ask him politely about his unpredictable riding style, and whether he has noticed the fact that there are seven other riders sharing the same patch of tarmac and his brow furrows in confusion. He is apparently unaware of the pack mentality of a moving group of cyclists, whose key aim is to reach that Zen point where the group becomes one.

He doesn’t engage in even the most basic of signalling. If you are riding on his wheel and there’s a pot-hole up ahead (and let’s face it, here in the UK, there is a pot-hole up ahead) your only choice is to ride on the edge of panic, tensed and ready to bunny hop, swerve, or grip the bars tightly and hope for the best.

You’ll get no prior warning.

Hi tactic for negotiating a parked car is apparently the same as for a sharp bend – to take evasive action – and if you manage to get yourself into a mid-ride conversation with him then you only have yourself to blame.

You will inevitably find yourself two abreast on a blind downhill bend as he regales you with an anecdote about something entirely unrelated to the near death experience you are both engaged in – tire width, arm warmers, or Celebrity Big Brother, for example.

In his mind, completion of this conversation has far more importance than any concerns for personal safety.

A ride with this man pans out differently to every other ride. Rather than fighting for position at the front of the group in mock competition, those of us who are wise to the loose cannon’s reckless riding style congregate towards the back, out of the firing line.

Don’t get the wrong idea – I’m not suggesting that we should all be adhering to some arcane and exclusive set of rules* whilst out on the bike, just that there’s no harm in learning (and practicing) a spot of group self-preservation.

And a word of warning: If you don’t recognise the loose cannon, it could be you.

*I am aware that raising the subject of ‘the rules’ in any cycling related discussion is akin to raising the subject of gun-control in a Texas bar. I will say no more.

8 comments on “Biking Behaviour (part 21) – The Loose Cannon

  1. Chikashi

    The most dangerous type combines those characteristics with the tendency to go at a speed beyond their capabilities in a bid to keep up with a particular peloton. In a big group ride, it’s a very dangerous cocktail. There was one last month in a large group ride when the field split up into several pelotons. Broken shoulder blade, torn ligaments, skin attached to the tarmac, etc. It happened shortly after I pulled back towards the back of the peloton, having spotted the guy who didn’t look like he knew how to ride in a group and was also clearly in the red zone. He clipped another rider, and shit hit the fan. I narrowly avoided joining the pile-up, but it really was not a pretty scene. 3 ambulances.

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  2. Hi, I don’t know much about cycling.. But the pic, ew, that’s nasty 🙂

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  3. gerry miller

    Most amateur pelotons are nothing but loose cannons – they copy the pros but don’t have the years of practice or the fast reflexes to make it all work smoothly – and even the pros go wrong sometimes. That’s why I usually prefer riding alone – you’re a smaller target as well (tho’ France being more of a cycling country motorists are usually pretty good outside the big cities).


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