biking behaviour

Biking Behaviour (part 1) – the half wheeler

The more I ride my bike, the more I notice that most cyclists fall into one ‘type’ or another.

Even the ones who steadfastly refuse to be a type, are a type.

I include myself in this of course, but that’s none of my business.

To spend my spare time categorizing myself in the pantheon of cycling caricatures would be the height of pretension. Especially if I was doing it on an Excel spreadsheet. Using formulas. Plotting myself on graphs.

Which I’m not, obviously.

This looks suspiciously like half-wheeling


The Half-Wheeler

To half-wheel another rider is to ride alongside them and constantly, subtly, passive-aggressively edge yourself ahead. Just half a wheel at a time.

You may be an enthusiastic half-wheeler yourself?

Because it’s just half a wheel your riding partner finds it impossible not to continuously draw level, and then you half-wheel them again. You are demonstrating that you have pace to spare and are gently throwing down the gauntlet.

The pace escalates a notch at a time until you are both barreling along and refusing to back down.

Half-wheeling is, essentially, an underhand tactic, used by the cyclist who knows they are stronger on the day and has a primal need to demonstrate this fact.

It’s also lots of fun if it happens to be your day.

I expect that if you went for a ride with Alejandro Valverde, if he could bring himself to stop wheel-sucking for just a moment he’d be half-wheeling you before you could say ‘Operacion Puerto’.

The inexperienced rider might not notice that this is happening to them, which only goes to show that there’s a fine line between a sociable bike ride with an old friend and bullying.

Which sums up cycling quite neatly, come to think of it.

If you’re going to attack and humiliate your friend on the road then you should do it properly and unsparingly; make it a good, honest, open demonstration of your physical and mental superiority, and ride off into the distance.

They can then settle into a comfortable pace and feel sorry for themselves in their own time. But to half-wheel is to inch them, kilometre by kilometre, towards a personal audience with their inner masochist. You are essentially causing maximum pain to the weaker rider.

There is, of course, one occasion when half-wheeling is not just acceptable, but is entirely appropriate. Perhaps you were once an inexperienced cyclist?

Maybe you had a riding partner who turned every ‘friendly’ bike ride into a showdown against the ‘man with the hammer?’

Perhaps, by being mercilessly half-wheeled in the past, you are now a cyclist of unnatural strength with a freakish pain threshold?

Then the time has come to call up that friend, for old-times sake, and half-wheel them into oblivion.

After all – one good turn deserves another.


11 comments on “Biking Behaviour (part 1) – the half wheeler

  1. Interesting. I’m afraid I’ve been working on riding as slowly as possible (and still get where I need to be). You do see more interesting stuff that way.

    Thanks for sharing.


    • There’s certainly nothing wrong with riding slowly from time to time, and taking the chance to enjoy your surroundings. Where I ride most often we have quiet roads, good climbs and coastal views so there’s plenty to appreciate.

      I also have lots of very competitive mates who always insist in making a race of it…at least that’s my story!


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